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Introduction
Crazy 4 Poker is a poker variation invented by Roger Snow and is marketed by Shufflemaster. It has been around since about 2004 and one of the more successful poker-based casino games.
Rules
- Play starts with the player making equal bets on the Ante and Super Bonus. The player may also bet on the Queens Up side bet at this time.
- Following is the ranking of hands from highest to lowest:
- Four of a kind.
- Straight flush
- Three of a kind
- Flush
- Straight
- Two pair
- Pair
- Four singletons
- All player and dealer get five cards each.
- The player decides to fold or raise by making a Play wager.
- If the player folds he forfeits all bets.
- The Play bet may be up to three times the Ante bet if the player has at least a pair of aces. Otherwise, the Play bet must be exactly equal to the Ante bet.
- Players make their best four-card poker hand, and discard the fifth card.
- After all decisions have been made, the dealer will turn over his cards and select the best four out of five.
- The player's hand shall be compared to the dealer's hand, the higher hand winning.
- For purposes of the Ante bet only, the dealer needs at least a king high to open.
- The Ante bet pays as follows:
- Dealer does not open: Ante pushes.
- Dealer opens and player wins: Ante wins.
- Dealer opens and ties: Ante pushes.
- Dealer opens and wins: Ante loses.
- The Play bet pays as follows:
- Dealer does not open: Play wins.
- Dealer opens and player wins: Play wins.
- Dealer opens and ties player: Play pushes.
- Dealer opens and wins: Play loses.
- The Super Bonus bet pays as follows. It is not pertinent whether or not the dealer opens.
- Player has straight or higher (beating dealer not required): Super Bonus wins according to pay table below.
- Player has less than straight and wins or pushes: Super Bonus pushes.
- Player has less than straight and loses: Super Bonus loses.
Super Bonus Pay Table
| Player Hand | Pays |
|---|---|
| Four aces | 200 |
| Four 2-K | 30 |
| Straight flush | 15 |
| Three of a kind | 2 |
| Flush | 1.5 |
| Straight | 1 |
Strategy
Optimal strategy would be tedious and complicated memorize. However, the player can get extremely close to it with this simple strategy. Follow the first rule to apply.
- Make large raise when allowed (with pair of aces or higher).
- Make small raise with K-Q-8-4 or higher.
- Fold all other.
The increase in house edge with the KQ84 strategy, compared to optimal, is 0.000089%.
Analysis
The next table shows the return of the Ante bet under optimal player strategy.
Ante Bet
| Event | Pays | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Win | 1 | 1,415,369,375,148 | 0.355028 | 0.355028 |
| Push | 0 | 473,003,972,892 | 0.118647 | 0.000000 |
| Loss | -1 | 2,098,272,755,400 | 0.526325 | -0.526325 |
| Total | 3,986,646,103,440 | 1.000000 | -0.171298 |
The next table shows the return of the Play bet under optimal player strategy. A win of 0 also includes folding, in which case a raise bet was never made.
Raise Bet
| Win | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 671,609,661,948 | 0.168465 | 0.505394 |
| 1 | 1,215,649,215,684 | 0.304930 | 0.304930 |
| 0 | 938,265,298,824 | 0.235352 | 0.000000 |
| -1 | 1,093,014,959,196 | 0.274169 | -0.274169 |
| -3 | 68,106,967,788 | 0.017084 | -0.051251 |
| Total | 3,986,646,103,440 | 1.000000 | 0.484904 |
The next table shows the return of the Super Bonus bet under optimal player strategy.
Super Bonus Bet
| Event | Pays | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Four aces | 200 | 73,629,072 | 0.000018 | 0.003694 |
| Four 2-K | 30 | 883,548,864 | 0.000222 | 0.006649 |
| Straight flush | 15 | 3,178,321,608 | 0.000797 | 0.011959 |
| Three of a kind | 2 | 89,974,725,984 | 0.022569 | 0.045138 |
| Flush | 1.5 | 175,813,952,424 | 0.044101 | 0.066151 |
| Straight | 1 | 156,167,261,712 | 0.039173 | 0.039173 |
| Push | 0 | 1,485,273,310,140 | 0.372562 | 0.000000 |
| Loss | -1 | 2,075,281,353,636 | 0.520558 | -0.520558 |
| Total | 3,986,646,103,440 | 1.000000 | -0.347795 |
The next table summarizes the Ante, Play, and Super Bonus bets. The sum shows the player can expect to lose 3.48% for every hand played, compared to the size of his Ante (or Super Bonus) bet. For example, if the player started with $10 on both the Ante and Super Bonus, then he could expect to lose 34.8¢, assuming optimal strategy.
Summary
| Bet | Return |
|---|---|
| Ante | -0.171298 |
| Raise | 0.484904 |
| Super Bonus | -0.347795 |
| Total | -0.034189 |
The next table shows the net overall win between the Ante, Play, and Super Bonus under optimal player strategy.
Net Win
| Win | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|
| 204 | 56,580,432 | 0.000014 | 0.002895 |
| 203 | 17,048,640 | 0.000004 | 0.000868 |
| 34 | 764,060,808 | 0.000192 | 0.006516 |
| 33 | 119,340,480 | 0.000030 | 0.000988 |
| 26 | 147,576 | 0.000000 | 0.000001 |
| 19 | 2,708,500,216 | 0.000679 | 0.012908 |
| 18 | 467,451,204 | 0.000117 | 0.002111 |
| 15 | 239,544 | 0.000000 | 0.000001 |
| 11 | 2,130,644 | 0.000001 | 0.000006 |
| 6 | 75,428,689,424 | 0.018920 | 0.113522 |
| 5.5 | 140,729,630,976 | 0.035300 | 0.194151 |
| 5 | 132,528,726,036 | 0.033243 | 0.166216 |
| 4.5 | 26,782,817,436 | 0.006718 | 0.030232 |
| 4 | 240,544,812,516 | 0.060338 | 0.241351 |
| 3 | 51,462,003,780 | 0.012909 | 0.038726 |
| 2 | 859,165,302,444 | 0.215511 | 0.431022 |
| 1.5 | 11,157,384 | 0.000003 | 0.000004 |
| 1 | 356,744,817,336 | 0.089485 | 0.089485 |
| 0 | 842,169,384 | 0.000211 | 0.000000 |
| -2 | 938,364,828,496 | 0.235377 | -0.470754 |
| -2.5 | 8,290,346,628 | 0.002080 | -0.005199 |
| -3 | 1,106,499,736,032 | 0.277552 | -0.832655 |
| -5 | 45,115,566,024 | 0.011317 | -0.056583 |
| Total | 3,986,646,103,440 | 1.000000 | -0.034189 |
The bottom right cell of the table above shows a house edge of 3.42%. This is the ratio of the expected player loss to the Ante bet. One might argue that since the Super Bonus bet is required I define the house edge as the expected loss to the sum of the required starting bets. However, in the interests of consistency with how the term is defined in other games, I choose to base the house edge on the Ante only. So, for every $100 you bet on the Ante you can expect to lose $3.42 between the Ante, Raise, and Super Bonus combined.
The standard deviation is 3.13, based on the Ante bet.
Overall the player has a 18.56% chance of making a big raise, 57.93% for a small raise, and 23.51% for folding, for an average final wager of 3.14 units. Thus, the element of risk of the game (ratio of expected loss to average total bet) is 3.42%/3.14 = 1.09%.
Queens Up
As far as I know, there are four pay tables available for the Queens Up, according to the choice of casino management. Most Las Vegas casinos use pay table 4.
Queens Up Pay Tables
| Player Hand | Pay Table 1 | Pay Table 2 | Pay Table 3 | Pay Table 4 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Four of a kind | 50 to 1 | 50 to 1 | 50 to 1 | 50 to 1 |
| Straight flush | 30 to 1 | 40 to 1 | 30 to 1 | 40 to 1 |
| Three of a kind | 9 to 1 | 8 to 1 | 8 to 1 | 7 to 1 |
| Flush | 4 to 1 | 4 to 1 | 4 to 1 | 4 to 1 |
| Straight | 3 to 1 | 3 to 1 | 3 to 1 | 3 to 1 |
| Two pair | 2 to 1 | 2 to 1 | 2 to 1 | 2 to 1 |
| Pair of queens or better | 1 to 1 | 1 to 1 | 1 to 1 | 1 to 1 |
Queens Up — Pay Table 1
| Event | Pays | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Four of a kind | 50 | 624 | 0.000240 | 0.012005 |
| Straight flush | 30 | 2,072 | 0.000797 | 0.023917 |
| Three of a kind | 9 | 58,656 | 0.022569 | 0.203121 |
| Flush | 4 | 114,616 | 0.044101 | 0.176403 |
| Straight | 3 | 101,808 | 0.039173 | 0.117518 |
| Two pair | 2 | 123,552 | 0.047539 | 0.095078 |
| Pair of Qs to As | 1 | 242,916 | 0.093467 | 0.093467 |
| Loser | -1 | 1,954,716 | 0.752115 | -0.752115 |
| Total | 2,598,960 | 1.000000 | -0.030606 |
Queens Up — Pay Table 2
| Event | Pays | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Four of a kind | 50 | 624 | 0.000240 | 0.012005 |
| Straight flush | 40 | 2,072 | 0.000797 | 0.031890 |
| Three of a kind | 8 | 58,656 | 0.022569 | 0.180552 |
| Flush | 4 | 114,616 | 0.044101 | 0.176403 |
| Straight | 3 | 101,808 | 0.039173 | 0.117518 |
| Two pair | 2 | 123,552 | 0.047539 | 0.095078 |
| Pair of Qs to As | 1 | 242,916 | 0.093467 | 0.093467 |
| Loser | -1 | 1,954,716 | 0.752115 | -0.752115 |
| Total | 2,598,960 | 1.000000 | -0.045203 |
Queens Up — Pay Table 3
| Event | Pays | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Four of a kind | 50 | 624 | 0.000240 | 0.012005 |
| Straight flush | 30 | 2,072 | 0.000797 | 0.023917 |
| Three of a kind | 8 | 58,656 | 0.022569 | 0.180552 |
| Flush | 4 | 114,616 | 0.044101 | 0.176403 |
| Straight | 3 | 101,808 | 0.039173 | 0.117518 |
| Two pair | 2 | 123,552 | 0.047539 | 0.095078 |
| Pair of Qs to As | 1 | 242,916 | 0.093467 | 0.093467 |
| Loser | -1 | 1,954,716 | 0.752115 | -0.752115 |
| Total | 2,598,960 | 1.000000 | -0.053175 |
Queens Up — Pay Table 4
| Event | Pays | Combinations | Probability | Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Four of a kind | 50 | 624 | 0.000240 | 0.012005 |
| Straight flush | 40 | 2,072 | 0.000797 | 0.031890 |
| Three of a kind | 7 | 58,656 | 0.022569 | 0.157983 |
| Flush | 4 | 114,616 | 0.044101 | 0.176403 |
| Straight | 3 | 101,808 | 0.039173 | 0.117518 |
| Two pair | 2 | 123,552 | 0.047539 | 0.095078 |
| Pair of Qs to As | 1 | 242,916 | 0.093467 | 0.093467 |
| Loser | -1 | 1,954,716 | 0.752115 | -0.752115 |
| Total | 2,598,960 | 1.000000 | -0.067772 |
6-Card Bonus
Some casinos add on a side bet known as the 6-Card Bonus. This side bet is found on multiple poker-derivative games, so I created a special page for it. For more information, please see my page on the 6-Card Bonus.
Millionaire Progressive
This is a $5 'red light' progressive side bet that pays $1,000,000 for a royal flush in spades, using the player's five cards. For all the rules and analysis, please see my page on the Millionaire Progressive.
Before you play for real money, practice your Crazy 4 Poker game right here.
Internal Links
There is also a similar game called Four Card Poker.
External Links
Shufflemaster's official web site for Crazy 4 Poker.
| The Poker House | |
|---|---|
| Directed by | Lori Petty |
| Produced by | Stephen J. Cannell Michael Dubelko |
| Screenplay by | Lori Petty David Alan Grier |
| Story by | Lori Petty |
| Starring | Jennifer Lawrence Selma Blair Chloë Grace Moretz Bokeem Woodbine David Alan Grier Sophi Bairley |
| Music by | Mike Post |
| Cinematography | Ken Seng |
| Edited by | Tirsa Hackshaw |
| Distributed by | Phase 43 Films |
Release date | |
Running time | 93 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
The Poker House, subsequently retitled as Behind Closed Doors, is a 2008 American drama film written and directed by Lori Petty, in her directorial debut. The film depicts a painful day in the life of a teenaged girl who is raising her two younger sisters in their mother's whorehouse. The story is based on Petty's own early life during the mid-1970s.[1]
- 3Reception
Plot[edit]
The film focuses on one single day in the life of three abused and neglected sisters, Agnes (age 14) (Jennifer Lawrence), Bee (age 12) (Sophi Bairley), and Cammie (age 8) (Chloë Grace Moretz). Their mother, Sarah (Selma Blair), addicted to alcohol and drugs, has been coerced into prostitution to support her pimp, Duval (Bokeem Woodbine). Sarah is unable to care for the girls, forcing Agnes to take responsibility for her two younger sisters. Sarah’s house has become known as the Poker House, where neighborhood pimps and criminals gather to play poker, as well as buying sex. Agnes believes Duval loves her, as a boyfriend would, despite his abuse towards her mother.
Agnes arrives home very early one morning to tidy the house and wakes Bee, after preparing her paper route for her. As Bee gets ready to leave they reveal that Cammie often stays the night at her friend Sheila's house, and before they left their father, who was a preacher, he used to beat Sarah and the girls. The four fled, and Sarah, struggling to take care of the girls on her own, became a prostitute after meeting Duval.
The day shifts from girl to girl. Little interaction occurs among the three. Bee speaks of moving into a foster home, hoping to be adopted. Cammie spends the day at a bar, making friends with Dolly (Natalie West), the bar owner, and Stymie (David Alan Grier), an alcoholic. Agnes rides through town, talking with a few friends, playing a game of basketball, and picking up a couple of paychecks from her part-time jobs.
Towards the end of the day, Agnes climbs through Bee's window, avoiding the living room, which is full of gamblers, pimps, and drunks. Bee has locked herself in her room, and like Agnes, avoids the downstairs chaos. Agnes makes Bee leave the house, telling her not to come back for a while. She then makes her way into the living room, and a stranger begins to talk to her. He asks her why she is there, and she responds by telling him that this is where she lives and that Sarah is her mother. When the man finds out that Agnes is a star basketball player for her high school team, with an important game that night, the man gives her a sympathetic look and tells her to get out of the house and go to the game, but she ignores him.
Later that evening, Duval and Agnes begin kissing again, Agnes narrates over the entire scene, after a few minutes, Duval then rapes Agnes. As Duval releases her, she runs to the bathroom to clean herself, horrified by the thoughts of the violence and possibility of pregnancy. She is completely traumatized. Her mother enters the bathroom, and as Agnes reaches for her in utter distress, Sarah refuses to touch her, and instead tells Agnes to go to the store to pick up alcohol after reminiscing on Agnes being a handful as a young child, showing intelligence even when she was a one-year-old.
Soon after, Agnes overhears Duval telling Sarah that he will begin pimping and selling Agnes, as well. Agnes threatens to shoot Duval, firing a couple of shots to prevent Duval from leaving, screaming to her mother that he raped her and deserves to be shot for what he does to Sarah, too. Sarah only tells Agnes that she will defend him. Agnes leaves for her basketball game.
Agnes scores 27 points in the second half alone, a record that lasts for years to come. However, she falls when she scores the last goal, limps to the car, and has a meltdown. She then wipes her tears and puts the horrific events of the night in the back of her mind. She drives off and finds Bee and Cammie at a nearby bridge. The two get in the car, with Agnes not telling her young sisters of events that took place that evening, and instead takes them to get dinner. Bee reveals that she went to the bar after she went to a friend's house and that she found Cammie. Cammie then plays 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough', and the movie closes as the three girls sing together.
At the start of the film credits, Agnes is revealed to have left Iowa to go to New York and become an actress and artist. Some 20 years later, she is shown to have directed the movie, and the movie is the true story of director and actress Lori Petty's childhood.
Cast[edit]
- Jennifer Lawrence as Agnes
- Selma Blair as Sarah
- Chloë Grace Moretz as Cammie
- Bokeem Woodbine as Duval
- David Alan Grier as Stymie
- Danielle Campbell as Darla
- Sophi Bairley as Bee
- Casey Tutton as Sheila
Jennifer Lawrence's father, Gary Lawrence, appears uncredited in the film as the basketball coach of the other team.[2]
Reception[edit]
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Critical response[edit]
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The Poker House has received mixed reviews from film critics. Review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reports that 63% of critics have given the film a positive review based on eight reviews, with an average score of 6.2/10.[3]
References[edit]
- ^Rosen, Lisa. 'AT THE MOVIES Lori Petty's hard look'. Los Angeles Times. latimes.com. Retrieved November 15, 2016.
- ^'The Poker House (2008) – Trivia'. IMDb. Amazon.com. Retrieved September 16, 2012.
- ^The Poker House at Rotten Tomatoes
External links[edit]
- The Poker House on IMDb
- The Poker House at Rotten Tomatoes